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“Damn why they wanna stick me for my paper” Last week Roissy introduced “The Anti-False Rape Accusation Campaign” and before that Roosh spoke a little on the subject. I think every guy knows another guy who has been accused of rape but wasn’t guilty. The following is my story, it’s the whole truth and nothing but the truth with a pinch of typical VK humor. Now somethings are a bit fuzzy as it happened close to ten years ago. It was right after I graduated from college and living in Herndon Virginia. I was only 23 at the time had my first big job moved out of my parents place and all on my “Bright Lights Big City” tip. Anyway I was with a buddy at Tom Toms, typical weekend night. You’ve been there dark grimy spot, water dripping from the ceiling somewhere, and Ethiopians and Mexicans milling about as booty shaking music is played at eardrum breaking volume. Anyways I caught eyes with this shorty, I remember she was brunette, short, thin, wearing a yellow long light jacket almost like a windbreaker and a blue skirt. We started talking and went to the dance floor to grind a little bit. Took a break and went up to order drinks. I bought a round of long island ice teas. And we began chatting. she was a 27 year old flight attended and was there with other flight attendants partying the night away. I asked were she was staying and she said Dulles right off the toll road. At that time I lived right of the toll road a few exits up. Eventually I’d meet the other flight attendants she was with, she gave them the go ahead and said I was cool to drive her home that night. They asked her if she was sure and she waved them to go ahead. Since I would be driving I ordered one more long island and we both shared it taking turns while we went back on the dance floor. We jump in my ride and head back to my place. At the first toll to get on the road I pay and she starts making out with me while we’re stopped. Once on the toll road she unzips my pants pulls it out and is jerking me. I tell her I have to drive without getting pulled over. But hell yeah I’m in the mood so I finger her with my right hand. She puts both of her feet on the dashboard and is loving it, her hand on my hand. I remember that I was so new to bring back a stranger from a bar I couldn’t believe that it could actually go down like this. That it was this easy, you could meet a girl and convince her to go back to your place without wearing frat letters. All I could think was that I was going to have sex…. FOR SURE! We got back to my place it was a townhouse that belonged to a buddy of mine. He was home and downstairs at the bottom floor watching a movie with his girlfriend. We came in drunk and loud and we went over to say what’s up to him as I had this huge shit eating grin on my face. I gave him the I’m about to bang her out look. We went upstairs to my room and wasted no time getting to the business. I was on top then she got on top and road me then I hit from behind. We had sex two sore times that night. In the morning I woke up and we both had a massive hangovers. We had that typical weird small talk of two strangers who just banged but that was it. She seemed cool, took a tour of the crib said hight to my roommate who was out on the balcony grilling. I drove her to her apartment and we talked some more about hanging out later that week. I asked for her number and she gave it to me freely. I remember I actually felt excited to call her up and hangout with her again. I felt on top of the world I mean I just had sex with a complete stranger I picked up from Tom Toms. Man Tom’s is the spot. God older girls are so dirty. I called my buddy from the night before and told how everything went down. A few days later (Sunday) I got a very weird text from her it said something along the lines of “hey, I’m so embarrassed but I didn’t mean to have sex that night. We did have sex didn’t we” I didn’t really think anything of it (again young and dumb) so I responded, “yeah a few times”. Then she texted, “Oh, ok… well did we use a condoms”. I respond, “of course we did”. I went on to ask her if she wanted to hangout anytime this week but she never responded.

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